he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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