I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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