Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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