you're like a bully in the Christmas story
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
