After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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