I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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