My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
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