Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
