D3 body, D1 cock
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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