And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
