found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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