Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Randomize
