puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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