I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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