just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
