so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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