and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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