my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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