You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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