id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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