There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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