I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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