I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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