I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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