Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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