Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Houston, we have a blender
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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