Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
there is puke in my bra ... again
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