I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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