My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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