Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
My brain says no but my pants say off.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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