is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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