office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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