so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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