I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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