Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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