I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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