i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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