Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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