i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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