How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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