As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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