we have officially lost it.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
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