that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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