Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
