Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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