Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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