Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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