matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
That was before I lit my hair on fire
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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