when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Randomize
