It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
My ATM looks so different sober.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Randomize
