butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Farmville is her only friend.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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