with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Dear god my vagina.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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