do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
try to milk me bitch
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