Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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