I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
It's never too late to be topless.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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