he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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