their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize
