evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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