um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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