I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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